Five things I love about living in the country:
1: Pissing off of the front porch in the mornings.
2. Pissing off of the front porch in the evenings.
3. Being able to enjoy deer and other wild animals (AKA NATURE) while I piss off of the porch.
4. Not having to wait for my morning wood to go down in the mornings before I take a piss. (refer to number one)
5. Being able to be naked and outside… While I piss off of my front porch.
